THERE IS NO ESCAPE, FOOT AND ANKLE!!

you have the perfect dress. it's short, it's sexy, it's adorable, and you love it. here comes the age-old problem - WHAT SHOES ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR WITH THIS AMAZING DRESS??

you think boots would look good, but it's kind of warm. heels would be soo cute, but you're still attached to the boot idea. AND you just got a super cute pedicure, so you want to show off your little toesies.

so what do you do?!?!

modern society's solution:

2. HEELED, TOELESS BOOTIES

okay seriously? WHAT EVEN IS THAT. it's an ankle boot. no wait its heels. no wait its a boot. heels. boot. heels. boot. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

how are you even supposed to WALK in those things? the heel on them is like 7 inches. what happens to your ankles?? what if you're walking and you roll your ankle? heels are freaking hard to walk in. I'm lucky that I'm 5'9" so i can get away with not wearing heels. but WHAT on EARTH are you supposed to do if you wear heels to dress up in but you're clumsy like me. these are like prisons, for your feet.

THERE IS NO ESCAPE, FOOT, AND ANKLE. ZERO. ESCAPE. THESE BOOTIES ARE GOING TO KEEP YOU CAPTIVE!! how dare you roll your ankles while wearing ME!!!

these ones are even worse. they're like, heels, but too much material to be standard heels, but they're not really booties, there's not enough material to be booties. who decided to call them booties anyway?! that sounds like things infants wear.

"here, *insert infant's name here*, I bought you some heeled booties!"

seriously, guys. these are gross. i wish i had been in that design meeting when these were first pitched. i would have vetoed these so hard. NO ONE LOOKS GOOD IN THEM. NO ONE. they make you look like a giraffe. IN A BAD WAY. and thats only if you're skinny. if you're a big girl then you look like an elephant.

please, ladies, get some real heels, or some real ankle boots, and we'll talk again.