i'm not sure who, but the person who decided to pluck tomatoes off their vines and eat them, and the person that enjoyed them must seriously have something wrong in their brain.
14. I HATE TOMATOES.
seriously? what's good about a tomato? NOTHING! it's BRIGHT RED, for one. such an attention whore! "look at me, bright red, eat me!!" it says. no! dont do it! dont succumb to the peer pressure of the horrid tomato!!
secondly, tomatoes have the most repulsive seeds i have ever encountered in my 18 years of life on planet earth. there is just absolutely nothing good about those seeds. they're watery, greenish, gross disgusting things!! i can barely think about them without wanting to throw up! how GROSS IS THAT!!
third, the texture of tomatoes are again repulsive. from the outside, you'd think it'd be hard inside, BUT NO!! IT'S NOT HARD! IT'S GROSS AND MUSHY AND SEEDY AND WET AND RED AND MUSHY AND GROSS!! WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THAT? NOTHING!! NOTHING IS GOOD! SO GROSS!!
tomatoes are satan's gift to humanity. they're even red, like satan. people throw them at things and they explode nicely. because they are from SATAN. i'm telling you. when you have kids, dont feed them tomatoes. or explain the evils of the tomato before seeing if they like them. tomatoes should be outlawed. and tomato farmers should be forced to burn their crops and grow potatos or grapes or something. because tomatoes are vile and DISGUSTING AND GROSS!!!
i hate tomatoes soo much.