wet human

sorry for the long block in between now and the last time I posted here - I got my computer back! it cost me way too much money to repair, so I'm taking extra special care of my baby now.

so I've been reading people's facebook statuses, and i've been paying special attention to those of you facebookers who live in the beautiful southern California region, where I'm from. CA has excellent weather - it rarely gets warmer than 75, even during the summer. it's a perfect climate and i definitely miss how excellent that weather is.

here in kentucky, yesterday is the first day it's dipped below 90 degrees with like 80% humidity since the day i got here mid august. I'm learning how to handle the heat - shorts, sandals, and air conditioning. you adjust to the heat. you have to! there's very little escape. the home game we had a few weekends ago was the hottest i'd ever been. direct sunlight in already 100 degree weather is KILLER.

25. I hate when people from california complain about the weather, because believe me, it can get so much worse.

right now california is in a heat wave. my sister texted me and told me it was close to 100 degrees. I feel you guys, i do. i understand the heat. it's hard!

but hello guys!
IT'S BEEN THAT HOT IN KENTUCKY THIS ENTIRE TIME! AND YOU GET THIS KIND OF HEAT ONCE A YEAR FOR A WEEK AND THAT'S IT! THAT'S ALL YOU GET! KENTUCKY HAS 5 MONTHS OF UNBEARABLE HEAT, A MONTH OF FALL, 3 MONTHS OF UNBEARABLE COLD, AND 3 MONTHS OF RAINY SPRINGTIME! DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR ONE WEEK OF HEAT!! I KNOW IT'S HOT, BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MELT! I PROMISE YOU WON'T CURL UP INTO A BALL OF WET HUMAN AND DIE! I PROMISE!

it's like doing your laundry. you know how you have whites and darks in different loads? and you're not supposed to mix them? and if you put a red shirt into a all white load, you'll get a red shirt and an all pink load?

well, laundry has nothing to do with this heat wave and californians being complainers.

you guys DO complain too much about it. i've compiled a list of things you could do instead of complaing about the heat:
a) go swimming!
b) eat some ice cream
c) stay indoors in air conditioning!
d) drive to alaska
e) cry, because crying solves everything
f) move to KY with me because it's beginning to cool down here

see? you have SO MANY OPTIONS. but no, you californians with your hollywood culture and your stuck up attitudes, complain about what mother nature (WHOM YOU CAN'T CONTROL) has bestowed up on you.

it's gonna be okay. your precious $1000 shoes won't melt when they touch the pavement, i promise.