WHY DO AIRPLANE SEATS HAVE THE CAPABILITY OF RECLINING? WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS THAT? WHAT IDIOT SAT DOWN IN THEIR MEETING ABOUT AIRPLANES AND SAID, "I KNOW! LET'S LET THE SEATS RECLINE! SO NOW NOT ONLY ARE WE GOING TO TRY TO SUCK OUT EVERY PENNY OUT OF OUR CUSTOMERS, SO WHEN THEY BOARD THE PLANE THEY'LL ALREADY BE ANGRY, BUT LET'S ALSO MAKE IT SO WHEN THE PLANE REACHES 10,000 FEET THEIR LEGS WILL LOSE CIRCULATION DUE TO THE IDIOT IN THE CHAIR IN FRONT OF THEM RECLINING INTO THEIR LAPS!!" WHAT A DUMB IDEA!!!
I ALWAYS GET STUCK BEHIND SOMEONE WHO RECLINES. I AM NOT A SMALL PERSON. GET A GRIP ON LIFE, PEOPLE!!!! NO ONE WANTS YOU LAYING IN THEIR LAPS FOR FOUR HOURS ON A FLIGHT FROM NASHVILLE TO LOS ANGELES!!!!!!! NOT ME, NOT ANYONE! IT'S SO DUMB! DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? YOU'RE GONNA CAUSE ME TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN IN ROW 23 OF SOUTHWEST FLIGHT 2243. SO SERIOUSLY GUYS, GET A HOLD OF YOUR LIFE AND BE NICE TO THE PASSENGER BEHIND YOU.
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