Now that seemed pretty annoying and boisterous, didn't it? so why is it okay for people to name-drop?!?!?!?!?
42. I HATE NAMEDROPPERS!!!!!!!!!!
If there was one single quality about people that I hate the most, it might be namedropping (thats hard to say though... I hate a lot of qualities about people...). I NEVER understood people who namedrop. why would you do that?!!?!?!?!?! ARE YOU THAT INSECURE ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE?!?!?!?!!?! PEople who name drop are simply insecure, SO insecure that they have to brag about their "connections" in order for people to like them. and you know what??? YOUR "CONNECTIONS" MAY GET YOU FRIENDS, BUT WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS WILL THOSE BE?!?!?!?!?! You sit there and act like miss little princess high and mighty because you know SWITCHFOOT. guess what people? switchfoot is like... the easiest band to meet in the world. that doesn't make you cool. Jon foreman smiled at you? he's a nice guy. he smiles a lot.
When I first moved to kentucky last fall, the first month of it was filled with girls who only wanted to be my friend because I was from california. HOW IS THAT OKAY?!?!?! MY LIFE IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOURS, BUT I LIVE ON THE COAST AND YOU LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE KENTUCKY! There is honestly not that much of a difference. Okay, okay, okay, so I have a beach and great concerts and great weather and everything. But look! I'm name-dropping about CALIFORNIA. HOW LAME AM I?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THEY HAVE TO NAME DROP!??!?!?!?!
SO I have proposed a solution. Whenever someone name-drops I am now going to shout "JESUS!" I believe this is a good solution. I am name-dropping Jesus... the only name I am allowed to drop. DO IT PEOPLE. Join the name-drop revolution.